The dentist conspiracy is based on the suspicion that dentists purposely give you cavities. The patient sits down and kindly waits to have their teeth taken care of. A thorough cleaning, followed by a check to ensure there are no cavities. The fluoride that comes after that takes away the patient’s ability to drink or eat for the next 30 minutes. But perhaps that’s not all that they do?
The dentist conspiracy is one of the most fun and rage-baiting theories out there. Many people get mad when people say it’s true. It’s like saying “birds aren’t real, they are actual government spies.” Easy rage bait.
The dentist conspiracy all stems around the belief that dentists purposefully give cavities to patients when they come in for their annual check-ups, but here’s the catch: they don’t give it to everyone. It is said that they pick and choose their victims. This is because they don’t want to be obvious.
This is why people become upset. They believe it doesn’t make any sense. How can a dentist who is supposed to help you give you more problems? The simple answer to that is money. More cavities equal more money being spent to fix them.
Personally, I don’t believe that this is true. I have had a lot of dental experiences, and the majority of them having my teeth pulled out. Never once after I have gone to the dentist have I had to go back the next month for a cavity that showed up out of the blue.
Even though I don’t believe in this theory, it doesn’t mean that I can’t use it for fun. Explaining this theory to your friends makes them look at you in disbelief. Most will reply with “You’re joking” or “That’s not true.”
That doesn’t stop me from trying to convince them otherwise. Their faces shift as I slowly explain that when you go to the dentist, you don’t have a cavity, but when you leave, a little bit later, you end up with one. Instead, you think you have done a great job with brushing and flossing your teeth, so you relax a little bit, resulting in a cavity.
On the very rare occasion, they actually believe you. At that moment, I knew I had struck gold. Soon enough, they will be going out and telling others.
Even though the dentist theory isn’t true, it’s a great story to tell people. It makes them think outside the box, rage baits them a little bit, and is ultimately a great way to mess with someone. Don’t believe me, try it yourself and see what happens.
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