A Message to Drink Water!
Drinking water is essential for life. Without water, you will die.
Here are three reasons why:
First, we live in Texas. That already puts us at a major disadvantage because it is so hot over here. If you don’t drink water, you risk losing fluids, which can cause severe fevers and vomiting. Drinking water cools us down. Without it, you will burn up here. Maybe move to Antarctica if you despise drinking water so much. It’s safer.
Second, it’s gross. “Not drinking enough water can make your skin’s fine lines and wrinkles appear more prominent. Severe dehydration can reduce the skin’s elasticity, making it look dull, dry, and less plump, which exaggerates the appearance of wrinkles. “ (MAYOCLINIC) Do you want to look like you’re 80 when you are only 16? Also, you will explode poop, which sounds painful.
Finally, you will die early. I watched this movie once, which said that if you didn’t drink water, you would die within four days. I don’t know whether that’s factually true because it came from a dramatic Bollywood Indian movie, and I am way too lazy to check, but there are over 100 million views, so it must hold some truth. I wouldn’t risk it if I were you.
Here is my Pep talk mimicking a random old guy on YouTube:
AGHHHHHHHGH!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t be stupid.
Don’t be a baby.
I don’t care if you don’t like the taste of water.
Just suck it up, buttercup.
Gag it down. And do that 8 times a day with a cup of water.
It’s worth it; you will add years to your life. And you will thank me when ur 80 without wrinkles.
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